April 2011

Alaskan Malamute Fur For Sale. Dog Not Included.

April 27, 2011

You may know my fluffy white dog, Maile.  Well, she’s sort of slutty and like any true loose woman, she’s been taking off her clothes lately. So, like any true weirdo, I started collecting them.  More out of curiosity than anything, but I really think I’m on to something here. This week, you have the […]

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The Politician’s Guide To Celebrating Earth Day

April 21, 2011

As tomorrow is Earth Day, I thought it my civic duty to compile a helpful list for some of the more ‘esteemed’ citizenry of this country. Don’t worry…while ditching the private jet would indeed be beneficial– This list is not for the overachievers of the group. You can perform most of these earth-friendly tasks without […]

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Book Winner!

April 20, 2011

Sorry it’s taken me my dog so long to pick the winner of the book.  She’s been busy chasing squirrels in the backyard.  After much prodding, she finally went to work, picked a winner, and wrote it down on a piece of paper*.  She was a *little* confused as to what she was supposed to […]

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